1. Please let there be one other man there
2. Oh God, how a lot do I weigh?
3. I’ve actually no concept what you’re speaking about
Fitpoints? Syns? Merely Filling? Wholesome Extras? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
4. This seems like the primary day of faculty
There are SO many issues to become familiar with
5. Let me simply work out the factors
It’s second nature if you get used to it, promise
6. You’ve made a cake that received’t eat up my whole deal with allowance?!
7. It’s created from cous cous, Quark and a truck load of sweetener, you say?
I’ll go, thanks.
8. “This week we’re going to speak about how our menstrual cycles can have an effect on weight reduction”
Yeah, I don’t suppose I’ll be staying for group tonight
9. A Snickers is simply 16 syns
That is the most effective information you’ve ever heard
10. That is truly alright
There are positively worse issues you might be doing to drop extra pounds
11. I’ve simply spent my life financial savings within the assembly’s store.
Who knew Weight Watchers made their very own chocolate digestives?! And solely two factors every. What a world.
12. …that is one thing you’ll solely do as soon as
They’re two factors every as a result of they’re the scale of a postage stamp. Cross the McVities.
13. WEIGH IN DAY! What number of layers is it acceptable to take off in public?
14. Yass weight reduction success is MINE
All that counting factors is certainly price it
15. Now to do all of it once more subsequent week…
Why can’t I simply be 50lbs lighter already?!